police: 911 whats your emergency?
me: um, someone in my building is playing dubstep very loud even though its 2014.
this song too hard
so are people just insulting john green for anything now, even things he has literally no ability to impact or control or even contributed anything toward? are we blaming him for late capitalism? how about the industrial revolution’s effect on the environment? god damn john green, I hate you for giving Ayn Rand the idea for objectivism